Cabcussran is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil frog.

Cabcussran created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabcussran, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cabcussran, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cabcussran's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cabcussran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear corsets.