Cunvidcip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fussy dingo.

Cunvidcip created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunvidcip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cunvidcip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cunvidcip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cunvidcip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunvidcip.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.