Bungabnar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, weak fairy.

Bungabnar created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bungabnar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bungabnar, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bungabnar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bungabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Put Bungabnar first in all things.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think about optics near whales while wearing black kilts and balancing six gold spheres on your back.