Bonkmilwab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring horse.

Bonkmilwab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkmilwab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bonkmilwab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bonkmilwab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bonkmilwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always wear white.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Bonkmilwab loves frogs, so they must be honoured.