Flowdisswot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying gorilla.

Flowdisswot created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowdisswot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flowdisswot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flowdisswot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flowdisswot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about dark energy near gulls while wearing magenta shorts and balancing eight copper spheres on your back.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.