Yattnuttbat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, moody butterfly.

Yattnuttbat created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattnuttbat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yattnuttbat, it will manifest in front of you.

Yattnuttbat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yattnuttbat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.