Nutgudhub is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking hippopotamus.

Nutgudhub created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutgudhub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nutgudhub, he will come to you in dreams.

Nutgudhub's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nutgudhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near turtles while wearing violet shirts and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never chant in the presence of bats.

5. Never feed grapes to gulls while wearing magenta tights.