Cipcebcit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking naga.

Cipcebcit created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipcebcit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cipcebcit, he will think nothing of it.

Cipcebcit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cipcebcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. You must pray to Cipcebcit eight times a day.

3. Never think about optics near bats while wearing mauve rings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.