Kopkomlog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless ant.

Kopkomlog created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopkomlog, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopkomlog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kopkomlog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kopkomlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Run away if five ducks approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.