Nursterab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ruthless mongoose.

Nursterab created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nursterab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nursterab, she will think nothing of it.

Nursterab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nursterab's Holy Commandments

1. Nursterab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never feed aubergines to great tits while wearing tights.