Pibgunfad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, moody jellyfish.

Pibgunfad created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibgunfad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pibgunfad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pibgunfad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pibgunfad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Pibgunfad.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.