Sitnakpinvig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy mouse.

Sitnakpinvig created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitnakpinvig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sitnakpinvig, she will turn you into a frog.

Sitnakpinvig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sitnakpinvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sitnakpinvig's priests.

2. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.