Stigvidtam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered ferret.

Stigvidtam created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stigvidtam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stigvidtam, he will destroy your home planet.

Stigvidtam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stigvidtam's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Stigvidtam on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.