Nulfubfom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome meerkat.

Nulfubfom created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nulfubfom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nulfubfom, he will turn you into a dog.

Nulfubfom's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nulfubfom's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to doves while wearing cyan hats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.