Nulfubfom is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome
meerkat.
Nulfubfom created a bottom quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Nulfubfom, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Nulfubfom, he will turn you into a dog.
Nulfubfom's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Nulfubfom's Holy Commandments1. Sharks are not to be trusted.
2. Never feed lots of cherries to doves while wearing cyan hats.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not covet oxen.