Karfomtiglun Ranyakont Cidfetfet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing dog.

Karfomtiglun Ranyakont Cidfetfet created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karfomtiglun Ranyakont Cidfetfet, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Karfomtiglun Ranyakont Cidfetfet, she will strike you with lightening.

Karfomtiglun Ranyakont Cidfetfet's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Karfomtiglun Ranyakont Cidfetfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near birds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Karfomtiglun Ranyakont Cidfetfet loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide from blue mites for they are unholy.