Dinmutdav is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fast faun.

Dinmutdav created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Dinmutdav, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dinmutdav, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dinmutdav's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dinmutdav's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.