Zogcib is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, resourceful gnu.

Zogcib created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogcib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zogcib, it will strike you with lightening.

Zogcib's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zogcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never sprint near pigs.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never talk about optics near nematodes while wearing red dresses and balancing four tin spheres on your arms.

5. Always take life seriously.