Fit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witless zebra.

Fit created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fit, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never feed coconuts to dolphins while wearing stockings.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.