Panggutcuss Jadtunmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, amazing crane.

Panggutcuss Jadtunmad created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Panggutcuss Jadtunmad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Panggutcuss Jadtunmad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Panggutcuss Jadtunmad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Panggutcuss Jadtunmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing red tights and balancing three carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Panggutcuss Jadtunmad on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Pray towards the south.