Jencabnuttlabyarpceddabxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited salamander.

Jencabnuttlabyarpceddabxuc created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Jencabnuttlabyarpceddabxuc, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jencabnuttlabyarpceddabxuc, he will manifest in front of you.

Jencabnuttlabyarpceddabxuc's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jencabnuttlabyarpceddabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jencabnuttlabyarpceddabxuc's priests.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Jencabnuttlabyarpceddabxuc on top of all buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.