Yakfatnartdodstragveenmon is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, humane
hamster.
Yakfatnartdodstragveenmon created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yakfatnartdodstragveenmon, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Yakfatnartdodstragveenmon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Yakfatnartdodstragveenmon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Yakfatnartdodstragveenmon's Holy Commandments1. You must love Yakfatnartdodstragveenmon.
2. Never think about dark matter near monkeys while wearing yellow stockings and balancing seven gold spheres on your arms.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
5. Learn six new languages a year.