Bogwotsag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient goblin.

Bogwotsag created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogwotsag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogwotsag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bogwotsag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bogwotsag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white frogs for they are unholy.

2. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.