Bindossleg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, two-faced ant.

Bindossleg created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bindossleg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bindossleg, it will turn you into a duck.

Bindossleg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bindossleg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Bindossleg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing gray corsets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bindossleg in the centre of the settlement.