Gubsislarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless whale.

Gubsislarn created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubsislarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gubsislarn, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gubsislarn's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gubsislarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near ants.

2. Never feed pineapples to great tits while wearing skirts.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to sheep while wearing white trousers.