Bem is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, blissful faun.

Bem created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bem, he will not care at all.

Bem's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bem's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Do not hurt cats.