Fadponfot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty newt.

Fadponfot created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Fadponfot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fadponfot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fadponfot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fadponfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.