Yimfundam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring bee.

Yimfundam created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Yimfundam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yimfundam, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yimfundam's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yimfundam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three horses in a large pit.

2. Never feed grapes to aardvarks while wearing kilts.

3. Never wear turquoise trousers.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never eat bananas.