Zogzakhim is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty grasshopper.

Zogzakhim created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zogzakhim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogzakhim, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zogzakhim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Zogzakhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never think about special relativity near mice while wearing brown shorts and balancing five nickel spheres on your legs.

5. Never pour water over plants.