Hongubhog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, capable snake.

Hongubhog created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hongubhog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hongubhog, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hongubhog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hongubhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Hongubhog's priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.