Stipkanven is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unfair mole.

Stipkanven created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stipkanven, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stipkanven, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stipkanven's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stipkanven's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three turtles approach from the west.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always obey Stipkanven's priests.