Bidyogsit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying gnu.

Bidyogsit created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bidyogsit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidyogsit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bidyogsit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bidyogsit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your neck.