Dagmifvig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witless wolf.

Dagmifvig created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagmifvig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagmifvig, he will cry a lot.

Dagmifvig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dagmifvig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Dagmifvig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Dagmifvig loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not cook food in pots.