Dumgepmeg Yogyathin Kambimren is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy goblin.

Dumgepmeg Yogyathin Kambimren created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumgepmeg Yogyathin Kambimren, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dumgepmeg Yogyathin Kambimren, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dumgepmeg Yogyathin Kambimren's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dumgepmeg Yogyathin Kambimren's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dumgepmeg Yogyathin Kambimren.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about comets.