Dodlipomin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent crow.

Dodlipomin created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Dodlipomin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodlipomin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dodlipomin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dodlipomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not keep seven dolphins in a large pit.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.