Safnuttbus is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating swan.

Safnuttbus created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safnuttbus, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Safnuttbus, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Safnuttbus' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Safnuttbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near birds.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never feed oranges to geese while wearing turquoise scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.