Gillisthun Pidgonxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain dog.

Gillisthun Pidgonxuc created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gillisthun Pidgonxuc, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gillisthun Pidgonxuc, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gillisthun Pidgonxuc's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gillisthun Pidgonxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed pineapples to mice while wearing yellow boots.