Flyont is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, temperamental hydra.

Flyont created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyont, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flyont, he will be very sad.

Flyont's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flyont's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to dogs while wearing rings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.