Righadcat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awesome squid.

Righadcat created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Righadcat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Righadcat, she will cry a lot.

Righadcat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Righadcat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Righadcat on top of all buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Put Righadcat first in all things.

5. Do not covet oxen.