Dibsadkom is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic snake.

Dibsadkom created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibsadkom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibsadkom, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dibsadkom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dibsadkom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must love Dibsadkom.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.