Fagrutkonrullnurtboptafstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful cobra.

Fagrutkonrullnurtboptafstaf created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagrutkonrullnurtboptafstaf, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fagrutkonrullnurtboptafstaf, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fagrutkonrullnurtboptafstaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fagrutkonrullnurtboptafstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fagrutkonrullnurtboptafstaf.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.