Bimyartkarfem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bimyartkarfem created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimyartkarfem, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bimyartkarfem, it will manifest in front of you.

Bimyartkarfem's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bimyartkarfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Erect four silver sculptures of Bimyartkarfem on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.