Bimyartkarfem is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Bimyartkarfem created the planet Earth six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimyartkarfem, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Bimyartkarfem, it will manifest in front of you.
Bimyartkarfem's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Bimyartkarfem's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.
2. Erect four silver sculptures of Bimyartkarfem on top of important buildings.
3. Never think about quantum field theory.
4. You must never eat aubergines.
5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.