Kikyokyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong dugong.

Kikyokyatt created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikyokyatt, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kikyokyatt, he will not invite you to parties.

Kikyokyatt's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kikyokyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near squirrels while wearing white trousers.

2. Never paint your arms cyan.

3. Always help otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.