Jigpasdib Didzigbest is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awesome dove.

Jigpasdib Didzigbest created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigpasdib Didzigbest, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jigpasdib Didzigbest, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jigpasdib Didzigbest's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jigpasdib Didzigbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Jigpasdib Didzigbest on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Run away if five moths approach from the east.

5. Never mention goats.