Gumsakdob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous clam.

Gumsakdob created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumsakdob, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gumsakdob, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gumsakdob's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gumsakdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Do not commit murder.