Podjenrap Kadfasbetgess is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate wasp.

Podjenrap Kadfasbetgess created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podjenrap Kadfasbetgess, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Podjenrap Kadfasbetgess, he will throw large rocks at you.

Podjenrap Kadfasbetgess' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Podjenrap Kadfasbetgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Run away from green snails, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.