Fudwatsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective butterfly.

Fudwatsid created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudwatsid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudwatsid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fudwatsid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fudwatsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Never hurt otters.