Fudwatsid is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, effective
butterfly.
Fudwatsid created silver two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fudwatsid, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fudwatsid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Fudwatsid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Fudwatsid's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill eagles.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always help sick snails.
4. Do not eat pineapples.
5. Never hurt otters.