Cissgepnan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic skunk.

Cissgepnan created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissgepnan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cissgepnan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cissgepnan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cissgepnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing magenta scarves and balancing nine zinc spheres on your feet.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about dark energy near whales while wearing purple corsets and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.