Kikgeppigbudhasbat Vogappjig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic jellyfish.

Kikgeppigbudhasbat Vogappjig created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikgeppigbudhasbat Vogappjig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kikgeppigbudhasbat Vogappjig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kikgeppigbudhasbat Vogappjig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kikgeppigbudhasbat Vogappjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed lots of peas to sharks while wearing yellow scarves.

5. Always obey Kikgeppigbudhasbat Vogappjig's priests.