Dogxintom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, loving wombat.

Dogxintom created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogxintom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dogxintom, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dogxintom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dogxintom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about black holes.