Wigdumban Pagkimsin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring faun.

Wigdumban Pagkimsin created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigdumban Pagkimsin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wigdumban Pagkimsin, he will turn you into a plant.

Wigdumban Pagkimsin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Wigdumban Pagkimsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Do not keep six seals in a large pit.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not hurt frogs.